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i read about this movie so i tracked it down and watched it. the trailer makes it look a thousand times more interesting than it is. it’s so pretentious and doesn’t feel the need to explain anything or provide anyone any sort of character motivation. my non-recommendation to a friend was “don’t watch it. unless the only other thing you have to do is watch paint dry.” and at least if you watch paint dry, you know that at the end you’re going to get dried paint and you know what color it is and maybe why something was being painted in the first place and you’d probably have an opinion on the color.

i hate wasting my time on crappy movies.