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you know how sometimes you just remember something super random for no good reason? well, just now i was thinking about this commercial i used to see all the time on the local networks when i was in college, because it had this RIDICULOUS jingle.
somewhere there is a woman who has this on her resume and she sounds the type to be extremely proud of it. i feel like when she gets drunk at family gatherings she sings it and the rest of her family is just like, “OH, KAREN.”
